From time to time, individuals reach out to me on Twitter and via email to ask questions ranging from my personal interests, to advice on how to manage personal relationships. If you have a question you need answered, you can connect with me on Twitter @utxgent or through email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Here’s some of the more intriguing dialogue between myself and the interesting people of the world wide web:
Q – What is your favorite reality TV show to watch as you pleasure yourself?
A – House Hunters International. The idea of people making important financial decisions in exotic locations arouses me.
Q – What suggestions can you offer when attempting to create a connection with a much older woman, particularly women in their 60’s and 70’s.
A – I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t have much exposure to women in this age group, but their experience should never be overlooked. Choose your words carefully, but most senior citizens easily relate to to other people who have extremely racist views.
Q – I tend to be a very controlling person and this is having a negative impact in relationships with females when trying to get to the next level. Help!
A – Women these days don’t want a man to make decision for them, and they want their voice to be heard. It can be hard to change your ways, but start slow. Maybe suggest that she pick out and pay for a fun brand of condoms. Give her a bit of power by attempting to borrow a large sum of money.
Q – I’ve recently developed a severe sweating problem. Can you offer any tips to help with with this embarrassing problem?
A – I feel sorry for you. This certainly isn’t convenient during social interactions. I think it’s important to keep your sweat glands guessing. I strongly recommend switching deodorant brands on a weekly basis.
Q – What’s your favorite fast food restaurant?
A – Wendy’s. Regrettably, I’ve been permanently banned from closest one to my house after being falsely accused of sexually harassing one of their employees.
Q – Have you ever had a sexual relationship with a woman of color?
A – Technically, yes.
Q – Can you offer any investment tips?
A – I think we can all agree that the African American hair care product industry has seen significant growth over the past decade. A very safe investment for those of us interested in equality.