- There's something totally queer about a bunch of dudes going skinny dipping together. 8 hours ago
- People continue to ask if I'd be willing to be a performer in an adult film - I likely would, but would have to see if the script first. 18 hours ago
- My mailman just asked if he could use my bathroom. I said no. 3 days ago
- Feel asleep on the sofa last night while watching a porn. Woke up this morning and the porn was still on! #TGIF 3 days ago
- Vaginal piercings seem to be a popular trend in pornography, but I'd be flabbergasted to witness one in a real life scenario. #FriskyFriday 3 days ago
- I think it's a sign that you've been watching too much porn when you start to recognize the scrotums. 3 days ago
- With the exception of watching the Royal Rumble each year, I don't really keep up with the @WWE. 4 days ago
- RIP Dirk Diggler 5 days ago
- My friend Charles is no longer welcomed at the blood donor clinic due to his aggressive behavior towards a volunteer. 6 days ago
- Was just denied in my attempt to obtain a membership to a women's only fitness center. Gender equality still has a long way to go. 1 week ago
Q & A of the Week
@BottleExchange asks via Twitter - After intercourse with a woman, is it unreasonable to ask her to reimburse you for the cost of the condom?
Answer - Full reimbursement is going too far, but as a gentleman who believes in equality, I think asking her to go dutch is fair.