- At the end of the day, we're all just a bunch of arrogant womanizers. And yes, this includes you @Alan_Thicke, you bastard. 18 hours ago
- Good luck @realDonaldTrump!#Trump2016 3 days ago
- Ravishing Rick Rude didn't come off as overly patriotic, but for all we know he was a very proud American. #MemorialDay 3 days ago
- It sucks when you go to use the sauna at the gym and there's two guys in there sucking each other's dicks. #fitness 5 days ago
- Being a gigolo isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, there'd be plenty of sexy housewives but probably an equal amount of obese foreigners. 5 days ago
- "Hot dogs are ready!" yelled mom. Little did she know I was in her laundry room experiencing the thrill of a self-induced orgasm. #LUNCHTIME 6 days ago
- Sometimes I'll see a weird looking guy with a kid, and I think to myself, "What happened buddy, too cheap to pay for the hooker's abortion?" 6 days ago
- Anyone been to Zanzibar lately? #Toronto 6 days ago
- Highlight of my day - I nodded at an African American and... He nodded back! #equality 6 days ago
- The scum bags in the pipe fitters union can kiss my ass! 6 days ago
- We need to relieve ourselves!
- Locker Room Culture
- Murder is never the answer
- 69ing – a laughing matter or a relevant sexual activity?
- Are pubic hair trends still a trend?
- A letter of complaint to the Library Manager
- There’s no such thing as a walk of shame
- When does public masturbation cross the line?
Q & A of the Week
@BottleExchange asks via Twitter - After intercourse with a woman, is it unreasonable to ask her to reimburse you for the cost of the condom?
Answer - Full reimbursement is going too far, but as a gentleman who believes in equality, I think asking her to go dutch is fair.