- There's a lot worse dudes than Santa Claus that you could walk in on doing a 69er with your mom. #JustSayin 3 days ago
- It can not be proven that Santa Claus isn't a homosexual, or even a transsexual so think again before you judge others. 3 days ago
- Could this be the year that Santa Claus finally dies? 1 week ago
- Don't bother apologizing @SUBWAY, I'm an @Arbys guy anyways. #Jared 1 week ago
- Let me save you the trouble - No, I don't want to be in your fantasy football league, and no, I don't want to be on your fucking podcast. 2 weeks ago
- If I saw someone beating the living shit out of a garbage man on recycling day I can't say for sure that I'd intervene. 2 weeks ago
- I've never been one to care much about recycling. 2 weeks ago
- @TrevorLarcom Did your character on True Detective ever get the @KingJames sneakers replaced? 2 weeks ago
- What's the best way to get rid of tear tan lines on my face? I humiliated myself today at a fundraising event at the beach. 2 weeks ago
- If you're drinking tonight, plan on asking your mom for a ride or see if she'll lend you bus fare. #SafetyFirst #Drinks 3 weeks ago
- We need to relieve ourselves!
- Locker Room Culture
- Murder is never the answer
- 69ing – a laughing matter or a relevant sexual activity?
- Are pubic hair trends still a trend?
- A letter of complaint to the Library Manager
- There’s no such thing as a walk of shame
- When does public masturbation cross the line?
Q & A of the Week
@BottleExchange asks via Twitter - After intercourse with a woman, is it unreasonable to ask her to reimburse you for the cost of the condom?
Answer - Full reimbursement is going too far, but as a gentleman who believes in equality, I think asking her to go dutch is fair.