It Doesn’t Stay in Vegas

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Hosting a hot dog social tonight. If you desire exotic condiments, you must supply them yourself. No racist attitudes. 15 hours ago
This man is a true inspiration to those of us who do chores and odd jobs for a living - youtube.com/watch?v=Ojc02O… 17 hours ago
It's been days since I had sexual contact with someone other than myself. I'm interested in meeting a very open minded woman who owns a car. 1 day ago
RT @ImmorallyFixate: I'm actually a pretty nice guy once you get to fuck me. 1 day ago
@AndrewTLeBlanc Some claim he's unfairly discriminated against because he's uncircumcised. To each their own, I suppose. 1 day ago
Mom was supposed to be in the kitchen boiling my eggs but she just walked in on me masturbating while laying in a fresh pile of laundry :( 1 day ago
That scene from the movie Wild Things when Kevin Bacon exposes his penis was completely unnecessary, but people are still captivated by it. 1 day ago
RT @PortCityFinlay: Either I just reported an incredibly drunk driver or an above average female Asian driver. Who can tell? 1 day ago
@BottleExchange Considering most of them use it as a front to sexually harass teenagers, ABSOLUTELY NOT! 1 day ago
It's time to do away with bathrooms for opposite genders. There should only be separate bathrooms for urinating and bowel movements. #TGIF 1 day ago