It Doesn’t Stay in Vegas
- @Swiftnib I once met a pornographer. I tried not to judge him but it was clear he was a real pervert. 12 hours ago
- @RobertInCypress The markup on those things is ridiculous! 12 hours ago
- What would ever possess someone to pursue a career in the mattress industry? 13 hours ago
- Everyone makes a big deal out of penis size, but I think scrotum circumference is underrated. 13 hours ago
- A fish sandwich would really hit the spot right about now! 20 hours ago
- There's nothing more disappointing than getting a Christmas card with nothing in it but a hand written message. 1 day ago
- Had I known the drain was clogged, I would have never urinated in the shower. #Tuesday 2 days ago
- There's something totally queer about a bunch of dudes going skinny dipping together. 2 days ago
- People continue to ask if I'd be willing to be a performer in an adult film - I likely would, but would have to see if the script first. 3 days ago
- My mailman just asked if he could use my bathroom. I said no. 5 days ago
Q & A of the Week
@BottleExchange asks via Twitter - After intercourse with a woman, is it unreasonable to ask her to reimburse you for the cost of the condom?
Answer - Full reimbursement is going too far, but as a gentleman who believes in equality, I think asking her to go dutch is fair.