It Doesn’t Stay in Vegas
- I'd love to see @SavioVega in person so I could beat the living shit out of him worse than the Nation of Domination did. #scumbag 7 hours ago
- No one should have to whack off or finger themselves on their birthday. Hopefully @MikeODell21 can meet someone special. 7 hours ago
- If someone is going to the bathroom and they won't tell you if it's number one or two it's clear that it's a two... Or possibly a three. 8 hours ago
- Just when you're starting to think it's going to be a great day, then you get burned by some scum bag at the library. Late fees my ass!!! 11 hours ago
- Not that I've done this, but if I masturbate to the thought of myself masturbating, does it mean I'm gay for myself? 12 hours ago
- Hey @MikeODell21, your brother @NigelMather13 tells me it's your birthday. Be sure to treat yourself. 12 hours ago
- When's the last time you were truly flabbergasted? For me, I think it was the time I walked in on my mom and her boyfriend 69ing. 1 day ago
- If you're an active player of the #McDonaldsMonopoly game it's likely that you're either obese or on the verge of being obese. 2 days ago
- Went to a swing joint with my friend Charles tonight. Turns out there was 9 dudes there and one overweight prostitute. I waited in the car. 3 days ago
- Watching a porn and eating a plate of eggs. A little bit of culture is good for all of us. @Pornhub 4 days ago
- We need to relieve ourselves!
- Locker Room Culture
- Murder is never the answer
- 69ing – a laughing matter or a relevant sexual activity?
- Are pubic hair trends still a trend?
- A letter of complaint to the Library Manager
- There’s no such thing as a walk of shame
- When does public masturbation cross the line?
Q & A of the Week
@BottleExchange asks via Twitter - After intercourse with a woman, is it unreasonable to ask her to reimburse you for the cost of the condom?
Answer - Full reimbursement is going too far, but as a gentleman who believes in equality, I think asking her to go dutch is fair.